Inspired by her morning on the Subway.
Saw you this morning, heading for the train.
Well dressed and handsome, your eyes drove me insane.
But then I felt a little queasy,
As I shuttered at what I saw,
You stuck your finger in your nose,
And you ate a booger raw!
Do you not have manners?
Are you not polite?
You should never eat a booger,
Unless it's cooked just right!