if i ruled the world

fridays would be a holiday every week.
chocolate would be free.
gentlemen would hold the door for you, even on the days you don't wear make-up.
every day at 3, would be naptime.
if you looked tired, you could leave work early.
there would be field trips, for work. they would be un-work related.
once a week, you would have to have a tea party and invite someone different each week. no repeats.
when people passed on, you could still somehow talk to them.
that there would be less children up for adoption, because it wouldn't take years to adopt.
schools would have uniforms, so that children wouldn't have to stress over what they wore. or what there family could afford them to wear.
everytime you made fun of someone, you would fart in public, and everyone would hear it.